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Distorted Humor Hat
Distorted Humor

"Win Star Farm" on back

Price: $19.95

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1993 Forty Niner-Danzig’s Beauty by Danzig
Standing at WinStar Farm
2005 Stud Fee: $60,000

After an admirable career running primarily in middle-distance stakes races, Distorted Humor retired to Prestonwood Farm (now WinStar) in 1999. Distorted Humor has sired 10 stakes winners from his first crop (foals of 2000) including 2003 Kentucky Derby winner Funny Cide and the graded stakes winners Go Rockin Robin, Awesome Humor and Humorous Lady. He has sired an additional 10 stakes winners from his second crop. Commentator, a member of that crop remained unbeaten with a win in the Perryville S., setting the track record for seven furlongs at Keeneland in the process.

Distorted Humor on the racetrack:
Won Commonwealth BC G2
Won Churchill Downs H G2 (established new track record)
Won Ack Ack H G3
Won Salvator Mile G3
Won Screen King
2nd Fayette H G2
2nd Jerome H G2
2nd Kentucky Cup Classic G3
3rd Cigar Mile G1
3rd King’s Bishop G2
3rd Philip Islelin H G2

Distorted Humor at stud:
Distorted Humor was the Leading Freshman Sire of 2002. He has sired over 20 stakes winners, including:

Funny Cide
2003 Eclipse Champion 3yo Colt

1st Kentucky Derby G1, 1st Preakness G1, 1st Jockey Club Gold Cup G1, 1st Excelsior BC G3, 1st Bertram Bongard, 1st Sleepy Hollow.

Awesome Humor
1st Spinaway G1, 1st Adirondack G2, 1st Debutante G3, Indiana Oaks G3.

Go Rockin Robin
1st Peter Pan G2

Humorous Lady
1st Astarita G2, 1st CTBA Stakes, 1st Mid-Penninsula.

Twisted Wit
1st Queenston, 1st Vandal, 1st Simcoe

1st CalCup Juvenile, 1st NTRA Great State Challenge Juvenile

1st Perryville S

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